Facebook Sex

Let’s look at 3 simple things that most guys are doing – that is TOTALLY fucking up their chances of getting sex through Facebook. If you’re doing any of the following things – Stop. And you’ll immediately increase your chances of getting laid by 377%. Or more

Biggest Facebook Dating mistake #1:

You are FAKING IT. And women know it. Yes, my friend, you are TRYING to be cooler than you are, or  simply put, somebody you are not. Women are SMARTER than most of us guys, (at least when it comes to social intelligence – and if any feminists are reading this – fuck you bitches and go read sites like this one – MADE BY BITCHES FROM BITCHES – that don’t want to admit that they’d go crazy without a strong dick.) So anyway, where was I… Yes, where you fuck up when you want to pick ‘em up. What most guys do is TRY to be cool by BRAGGING or showing off in some other NOT so subtle way. Guys – a guy that is REALLY cool does not have to PROVE anybody that he is cool – it just shows through – EVEN online on Facebook – women can “feel it.” So instead of trying to impress her with by chatting with her with some bullshit and bragging – go DO SOMETHING that will CONVEY her that you are a cool guy that’s worth her time – do something that will INDIRECTLY communicate how cool of a guy you really are. Remember – Cool guys are cool because they don’t care whether a girl thinks they’re cool or not. Got it? Cool. Like ME MEEEEEE Okay, let’s continue before I go mad.

Numero duo motherfucker:

You behave like a DESPERATE, HUNGRY, HOMELESS – DOG. Like this guy over here. Let me make something clear to you… as it says somewhere in the Holy Bible (and my book) – The one that HAS shall be given more, the one that has not – even that will be taken from him. (or something like that). The point is – Guys that are getting laid, will get EVEN MORE girls, while guys that jerk off all day to a chicks pictures on Facebook – will jerk off even more! IF they don’t read my book that is. If you behave like you are DESPERATE to get sex from her, you’ll never get it. It’s just not attractive. Period. So – what should you do instead of humping her Facebook Profile all day? GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE and turn of your god damn computer. Do something useful with your life. Then you’ll have what to talk about. And you’ll have MORE IMPORTANT things to do than think about “that girl” – as a result, she’ll like you A LOT MORE – and you’ll be different than the other 99 guys that are checking her Facebook profile and leaving “Oh baby! you are SO HOT!” on her attention seeking photos. Don’t feed her ego. She doesn’t want that. If she did – you wouldn’t be reading this, right? Am I right or am I right? I’m right

The Big Facebook Dating mistake number 3.

Dude, let’s face it. You are BORING. And not – your jokes are not funny. You are fat, bald and short and your mother thinks you’re a homo. Your dick is small and you have confidence issues. Or maybe I’m just full of shit. The point is – don’t TRY to be funny. BE funny. FUN is the name of the game. FUN will get her to WANT to have sex with you. The more you can get her to smile, the easier you’ll connect. How do you REALLY get a girl to smile on Facebook? Simply – by being natural. Don’t FORCE or fake anything. It goes how it goes. Most guys have nothing to talk about because they do nothing in their lives, if you did something – it would be easier. If you DO a bunch of stuff – but still find it hard, here’s what you have to do. MAKE IT YOUR GOAL TO HAVE FUN. Yes – make it a GOAL of every interaction you have with girls on Facebook that it is FUN.

Okay, dude, what the fuck are you trying to say? – I can hear some of you ask.

I’ll get to the point, don’t worry. Patience is a virtue, and women like patient men – so CALM THE FUCK DOWN and wait a second. Let me explain… most of you guys (and yes, that may be YOU!) are making it your GOAL (consciously or unconsciously, I don’t know…) to PICK UP a girl OR to GET HER NUMBER or, simply, to end up having sex with you. If THAT is what you FOCUS on while you are interacting with a girl (chatting, inboxing, commenting, doesn’t matter) on Facebook – then you WILL fuck it up over 90% of the time.

Instead of focusing on “the pussy” – focus on FINDING OUT MORE about her, by joking around, talking casually etc. and having FUN. Nothing else should be your goal. Just STOP having sex in your mind. You fucking idiot – there is actually a REAL PERSON on the other end of the screen, not just a vagina. Try to get to KNOW her, without thinking about fucking her all the time.

As a result – you’ll have a lot of fun with her, she’ll start to like you, she’ll laugh, OPEN up to you (her thoughts, and later, her legs) – and then, without you EVER pushing it (so, we should meet up sometimes? etc. trying to get a date) – SHE will LEAD you to her (or your) bedroom. As long as you don’t behave like a horny monkey all the time, she’ll OPEN up to you – just FOCUS on having FUN and getting to know her, don’t TRY to seduce her. That’s what every other guy is doing. Being unique will get you to her. And keep her wanting more sex from you.

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Facebook has grown into the best place in the world to search for hot girls. Not just search for them, but to actually get them interested in you and end up having sex, or a relationship Facebook changed dating. I don’t know whether it killed it or gave dating a rebirth – probably both. In a way it’s bad – people are “socializing” on their computer, and are maybe more awkward in real life. Millions got ADDICTED to Facebook, and basically “live” there. Their entire social life is based on “pokes” “comments”, Wall to Walls, Facebook’s Chat, and LIKE-ing. And, in a way, it’s sad. Because it’s not REAL. And using Facebook and ONLY Facebook to get a date will, eventually, lead you to getting less dates – since you’ll be a loser in real life.

Instead of getting addicted to using and searching for a date on Facebook – try to find a way to complement the two – FB and Real Life. Use Facebook as a supplement, not a main meal. A lot of guys are spending their entire day SPYING on girls on Facebook, and daydreaming about having sex with her. Then they switch to watching porn. Or they “poke” her or send her a Friends Request and pray for a reply, which most guys don’t get. There are A LOT of really hot girls on Facebook, and – to be honest – they’re doing the SAME thing as guys are. Spying on each other, and ofter searching for Mr. BigDick. Maybe YOU are that guy. Or not. Anyway – here are a few tips that will get you A LOT more sex than you are currently getting (or not getting) from all those Facebook hotties.

1 – Turn OFF Facebook and go DO something.

For a change, do something with your life, instead of being a Spectator, watching other people do stuff – go OUT and do something useful. Learn a language, go study something, join a Gym, TRAVEL, meet with a member of the opposite sex. Do something interesting. The more time you spend OFF Facebook, doing something USEFUL with your life, the more you’ll have to TALK about once you start Chatting with a hot girl on Facebook. You’ll also become a more valuable person, so it will be easier to get her attracted.

2 – Imagine you are HER

Imagine you are a HOT girl on Facebook. Guys are jerking off to your pictures, sending you Friends Requests, “poking” the shit out of you and begging you for a second of attention. You feel like THE SHIT, like a prom-queen on steroids. You get so many messages from desperate chumps that you need a secretary to reply to all of these messages. So – WHO will you notice? Which kind of guy will get you thinking “Hm… I’d like to find out more about his guy, who is he?”. THINK Like shit thinks – or at least try. Once you can look at yourself – from HER perspective, it will be a lot easier to approach her, and make a good first impression.

3 – Keep in touch with people you’ve met

When you meet someone, hang out for a night etc. If you meet a new person through mutual Friends, you’ll probably add him/her through Facebook. Try to keep in touch with people. TAKE INITIATIVE. Don’t be a fuckin’ stalker, but take some initiative. Organize things. Call some friends – AND the new person to go out together and “bring some friends if you want”. This way you’ll be connecting other people as well, and they’ll make a good impression of you. IF you know person A (new) that thinks highly of you then it is MUCH easier to send a Friends Request to his/her hot girlfriend that you want to have sex with. Especially if you KNOW that person A is in good relationships with person B. So, follow up – don’t just meet someone that’s cool and never make contact again. This is all important Because:

4 – You have to become more popular

Because, more popular means = Attractive. And attractiveness can be conveyed in many different ways and can mean many different things. When a girl looks at your profile – she usually knows within 2 minutes (if she even spends that much time on your Facebook Profile) whether she wants to have sex with you or not. She may not want to have sex immediately, but she might consider you “fuckable” or not. If you have a lot of friends – that think you are COOL, fun, hot – whatever. If people are ACTIVE on your Profile. Commenting on pictures, “Liking” your shit etc. Hot girls will NOTICE that and will treat you ACCORDINGLY. If a hot girl thinks you are an idiot – it’s usually because it SEEMS like others are treating you like an idiot (no respect).

5 – Be UNIQUE.

In a positive way. Whatever you can do to be different from the pack of morons running after her – do it! Don’t tell her everything about yourself, don’t ask her dumb questions, don’t BRAG and try to show off in any way. Be REAL. Relaxed, confident, non-threatening. If you can distinguish yourself from all the other monkeys, you’ll end up having sex with her.

6 – Preparing is half the job.

Yes – be READY. You can “jump right in there” and try to pick her up with some stupid pick up lines, or you’ll try to grab her attention in another way, but look – being prepared is much better than just “going for it”. What does being prepared mean? It means  that you should OBSERVE her behavior. What is she like, what does she do, how does she think etc. etc. Find out as much as possible about her by observing her actions on Facebook, and her REACTIONS to your interaction (once you start communicating). If you know where to look, you’ll know enough about her that it will be MUCH EASIER to seduce her, and get her in love with you before you even meet up in real life.

7 – Don’t overpromise. Underpromise – then, overdeliver.

I hope this made some sense. What most fuckers do is make a girl think that they are WAY cooler than they actually are. They talk a bunch of bullshit, “pose” on pictures etc. etc. act as if they were someone that they aren’t (basically, they’re being FAKE), and then – when they meet up with the girl in real life and think that the “deal is sealed” the girl suddenly figures out that they’re just a desperate loser posing as a cool guy – and they DUMP you before they even had sex with you. Simple – BE WHO YOU ARE. Be Real. If you have nothing valuable to talk about – go, create something. Do something. Then go back to meeting girls. The best recipe for getting more sex through Facebook is by being a surprise. If you’ve never met her before in real life – you’ll make a ten times better impression if you OVERdeliver by being COOLER than she expected before she decided to go “hang out for a drink” with you. Never, ever, ever ask a girl whether she wants to go on a “date” by the way, that’s certainly not going to get her in your bed.

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Wanna get a date through Facebook? Who doesn’t. Getting a date through Facebook is almost easier than in real life right now. The easiest way to get a date through Facebook is with girls that you met at least once or twice in Real Life – and then, as time passes, you got to know each other a bit better via Facebook, and then just use Facebook as a medium through witch you arrange the meet up.

Even if you’ve never met her in real life before, you can still get a date with a girl through Facebook. But how? Well – first of all, NEVER call it a “DATE” – that will fuck up your chances. “Dates” aren’t official – she might call it a date, you might call it a date – when you talk about it with your friends, or she talks with her girlfriends – but NEVER tell her it’s a date. Just go to “hang out”, “grab a drink”, “go to XYZ place with some friends”. Being overly direct or sexual BEFORE having sex with her will, in most cases, completely backfire. She doesn’t want to appear “easy” like a “slut” – and you have to work your way around that. She especially doesn’t want to appear like that on Facebook – where whatever she writes can be USED as EVIDENCE that she is “a slut”. Girls are mostly afraid of other girls believing she’s an “S”.

Anyway – find a similar interest with a girl, before you try to arrange a meet up. It’s best if SHE initiates the meet up – but BEFORE you can go out on a date, she needs to be INTERESTED in you. There are 3 steps to getting a date through Facebook, and they are all inter-related. Imagine that getting a date on FB is a video game with 3 MAIN levels (and a bunch of sub-levels). You can not get to the last level (having sex after a date – that’s a 4th level actually ) without passing the lower levels first.

Level One is getting her interested. A girl that’s not interested in you – will IGNORE your attempt to “go out for a drink”. Because she’ll KNOW that you want to hit on her, and if she doesn’t want to have sex with you (or she never even thought about it) – she won’t go out with you. In that sense – level one is getting her interested. If you’ve passed that level – and you can see clear indicators of her being interested in you THEN you pass on to the next level.

Level two is more advanced, it’s like you’ve moved into a different planet. The problem is that if you’ve been beaten down in level one, you don’t have too much “live” left in your character. The smoother you pass level one – the easier everything is in level two. I’ll stop talking in metaphors to make it easier for you. If she is REALLY attracted to you (Level One) – all you’ll have to do in level Two is NOT fuck up. And you’ll easily be on a date together. But, if she’s “kind of interested” – then you have to work on her a lot more in the second level. What is the second level prior to your date and sex? It’s TRUST. If she never met you before, it won’t be EASY to get her to go out with you – IF she has no trust. Maybe you are a fucking psychotic serial killer MORON that will BORE her to DEATH and attempt to RAPE her and eat her ALIVE and then chop her into pieces! Or not. Maybe you’re just a cool guy that wants to fuck her. And that’s totally OK. Especially if she has sex on her mind too.

And if she goes on a “date” with you – she probably does have sex on her mind. “So – build trust?” – YES! BUILD IT! Get to know her – make her TALK about herself, get her to open up, make mutual friends, find a way to make her feel COMFORTABLE with you – and then, set the STAGE for the date. Make a “hook” – push an IDEA into her head about you hanging out together (and forget about the sex – think about FUN, since if FUN is your goal, the sex WILL follow). The best possible solution is to make HER suggest that you meet up – you just have to do this in a cool way, to make everything SMOOTH.

When she talks with her girlfriends (after you’ve had the hottest sex of her life!) they’ll want to know EVERYTHING that happened – from start to finish. “What did he say? What did you say? What did he say? etc.” ALL THE DETAILS. So – she’ll want to tell them a SMOOTH story, that had a flow! Her girlfriends might even MAKE her go on a date with you AND have sex. You never know.

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So – let’s say you add a girl to your friends on Facebook, and she accepts your Friends Request. Great! An accepted Friends Request is a good sign. Most girls will ignore you if they never met you in real life before. But more about getting your friends request accepted later. Now that you’re friends, you might be wondering what the hell should you do next?

Send her a message. Or try to initiate contact in some other form – and observe how she reacts. But, even better – before you do anything – wait a day or two after she’s accepted your Friends Request. In case she initiates contact first – you’ve got another sign that she’s interested. Remember: Girls that don’t give a fuck about you – would NOT contact you. They would simply ignore your existence.

On the other hand, if she makes no contact – you should make a move. You have a better chance at scoring if you shoot than if you do nothing. Keep in mind though that it’s pointless to chase after a girl that isn’t interested in you. So make it your goal to figure out whether she’s interested AT ALL. Yes – theoretically you CAN change her opinion about you even if she doesn’t like you on a first impression, but it’s much easier to pick up a girl on Facebook that’s already interested in you to a certain extent. Anyway – make contact. Don’t poke her, or comment on her picture with a retarded compliment. That’s what 99% of other chumps do. And being the same as everyone else won’t help you get noticed.

A simple way to start talking to a girl on Facebook is to send her a message when she gets on Facebook’s Chat. Try with a smiley, or just a hello – see how she reacts. “Do I know you?” – “No, I guess, but you seemed interesting so I thought I’d add you ”, and let the ball start rolling. Since she’ll probably start checking out your Facebook profile now – she’ll make a decision whether you’re worth getting to know better or not. That’s why it’s important that you have your profile set up in a way that conveys positive stuff about you. You want to have a profile that will make girls WONDER. You have to make them feel like they want to find out more about you. Put in some mystery, intrigue etc. be UNIQUE in a positive way – not a clown kind of way.

So – let’s say she reacts positively and starts talking to you. What are you going to talk about? Talking with Facebook girls isn’t as complicated as it might seem right now. Here’s a simple tip: DO SOMETHING. “Do something?” Yes – do SOMETHING. Anything with your life. If you sit at home and do nothing – you’ll have nothing to talk about. The best way to have what to talk about with girls is by having something going on in your life. No – your JOB is NOT interesting (except if you’re a surfer or whatever the hell) – don’t BRAG about what you have and stop TRYING to be cool. Be real. Real works. If you have a dog – and she asks you “what have you been doing lately?”, you reply with a “I just got home from walking my dog, and now I’m chilling at home a bit, studying… you?”.

She’ll immediately ask you what kind of a dog do you have etc. and if she likes dogs to – there – you’ll have something to talk about and connect on a better level.

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