3 Things that Won’t Get You Sex with Women on Facebook
Let’s look at 3 simple things that most guys are doing – that is TOTALLY fucking up their chances of getting sex through Facebook. If you’re doing any of the following things – Stop. And you’ll immediately increase your chances of getting laid by 377%. Or more
Biggest Facebook Dating mistake #1:
You are FAKING IT. And women know it. Yes, my friend, you are TRYING to be cooler than you are, or simply put, somebody you are not. Women are SMARTER than most of us guys, (at least when it comes to social intelligence – and if any feminists are reading this – fuck you bitches and go read sites like this one – MADE BY BITCHES FROM BITCHES – that don’t want to admit that they’d go crazy without a strong dick.) So anyway, where was I… Yes, where you fuck up when you want to pick ‘em up. What most guys do is TRY to be cool by BRAGGING or showing off in some other NOT so subtle way. Guys – a guy that is REALLY cool does not have to PROVE anybody that he is cool – it just shows through – EVEN online on Facebook – women can “feel it.” So instead of trying to impress her with by chatting with her with some bullshit and bragging – go DO SOMETHING that will CONVEY her that you are a cool guy that’s worth her time – do something that will INDIRECTLY communicate how cool of a guy you really are. Remember – Cool guys are cool because they don’t care whether a girl thinks they’re cool or not. Got it? Cool. Like ME MEEEEEE Okay, let’s continue before I go mad.
Numero duo motherfucker:
You behave like a DESPERATE, HUNGRY, HOMELESS – DOG. Like this guy over here. Let me make something clear to you… as it says somewhere in the Holy Bible (and my book) – The one that HAS shall be given more, the one that has not – even that will be taken from him. (or something like that). The point is – Guys that are getting laid, will get EVEN MORE girls, while guys that jerk off all day to a chicks pictures on Facebook – will jerk off even more! IF they don’t read my book that is. If you behave like you are DESPERATE to get sex from her, you’ll never get it. It’s just not attractive. Period. So – what should you do instead of humping her Facebook Profile all day? GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE and turn of your god damn computer. Do something useful with your life. Then you’ll have what to talk about. And you’ll have MORE IMPORTANT things to do than think about “that girl” – as a result, she’ll like you A LOT MORE – and you’ll be different than the other 99 guys that are checking her Facebook profile and leaving “Oh baby! you are SO HOT!” on her attention seeking photos. Don’t feed her ego. She doesn’t want that. If she did – you wouldn’t be reading this, right? Am I right or am I right? I’m right
The Big Facebook Dating mistake number 3.
Dude, let’s face it. You are BORING. And not – your jokes are not funny. You are fat, bald and short and your mother thinks you’re a homo. Your dick is small and you have confidence issues. Or maybe I’m just full of shit. The point is – don’t TRY to be funny. BE funny. FUN is the name of the game. FUN will get her to WANT to have sex with you. The more you can get her to smile, the easier you’ll connect. How do you REALLY get a girl to smile on Facebook? Simply – by being natural. Don’t FORCE or fake anything. It goes how it goes. Most guys have nothing to talk about because they do nothing in their lives, if you did something – it would be easier. If you DO a bunch of stuff – but still find it hard, here’s what you have to do. MAKE IT YOUR GOAL TO HAVE FUN. Yes – make it a GOAL of every interaction you have with girls on Facebook that it is FUN.
Okay, dude, what the fuck are you trying to say? – I can hear some of you ask.
I’ll get to the point, don’t worry. Patience is a virtue, and women like patient men – so CALM THE FUCK DOWN and wait a second. Let me explain… most of you guys (and yes, that may be YOU!) are making it your GOAL (consciously or unconsciously, I don’t know…) to PICK UP a girl OR to GET HER NUMBER or, simply, to end up having sex with you. If THAT is what you FOCUS on while you are interacting with a girl (chatting, inboxing, commenting, doesn’t matter) on Facebook – then you WILL fuck it up over 90% of the time.
Instead of focusing on “the pussy” – focus on FINDING OUT MORE about her, by joking around, talking casually etc. and having FUN. Nothing else should be your goal. Just STOP having sex in your mind. You fucking idiot – there is actually a REAL PERSON on the other end of the screen, not just a vagina. Try to get to KNOW her, without thinking about fucking her all the time.
As a result – you’ll have a lot of fun with her, she’ll start to like you, she’ll laugh, OPEN up to you (her thoughts, and later, her legs) – and then, without you EVER pushing it (so, we should meet up sometimes? etc. trying to get a date) – SHE will LEAD you to her (or your) bedroom. As long as you don’t behave like a horny monkey all the time, she’ll OPEN up to you – just FOCUS on having FUN and getting to know her, don’t TRY to seduce her. That’s what every other guy is doing. Being unique will get you to her. And keep her wanting more sex from you.